Server weather report
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- Humidity
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- Pressure
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Humidity is memory in use. Wind is network traffic. Pressure is load per CPU core.
Mission control · home base
Hosted at home.
No landlord, no monthly bill.
Every number on this page is pulled live from the machine in the house. Nothing mocked, nothing staged. Press Ctrl K to go anywhere, or K to hang it on the wall.
Reading the sky…
CPU busy
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Memory in use
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Chip temperature
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Network, down
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Uptime
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Disk
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Power · the built-in UPS
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This server is a laptop, so a power cut doesn't take the site down. The battery carries it.
The domain
- Nameservers—
- Propagation—
- Public HTTPS—
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- Renews in—
Trophy case
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Knocks at the door
Propagation radar
Ten public DNS resolvers around the world get asked every minute where oldjimbob.online lives. A blip goes green when that resolver has learned the new address.
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on Cloudflare
✓ Sees Cloudflare
… Still has the old record
✕ No answer
Status
Scanning…
Pulse
The vital signs over time, sampled every five seconds. Hover any chart and the rest follow along.
The neighborhood
Everything else living on this machine, watched every 30 seconds around the clock, whether or not this page is open. LAN-only: visitors from the internet never see this room exists.
Checking on the neighbors…
The line on each card is connect time over the last hour. Each bar is one hour of the last 24:
✓ answered every check
… missed a few
✕ mostly down
not watched yet
Incident log
Busiest processes right now
Speed test
Measures the road between home base and your device: how fast this house can hand you data, and how long it takes to answer.
—Mbps
Ready when you are
Download
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Latency
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Jitter
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Your past runs (kept in this browser)
On your home Wi-Fi this measures the LAN. From outside, it measures your connection all the way to the house.
Shield
Security headers, the certificate and the registration: the stuff a paid host usually buries three menus deep.
Security header grade
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The checklist
TLS certificate
Registration
Console
A read-only shell into home base. Type help, use Tab to complete and ↑ for history. It only ever looks at this domain, so it can't be pointed at anyone else.
The porch
Where visitors knock. Sign the book and see who's been by. Countries only, never addresses.
Waiting on your nod (LAN only)
The book
Page views
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From the internet
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Today
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Views per day, last 14 days
Where the knocks come from
Latest knocks
Trophy case
Earned, never handed out. Server trophies unlock the moment the real thing happens. Browser trophies are yours alone.
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The stack
What a paid host sells you, and whether this house already has it. Every status here is detected live, not typed in.
Show it off: a public status page and live badges
Served by the house itself, like the big hosts do. Drop a badge on your homepage or in a README and it always shows the real state. The embeds use the public address, so they light up once the tunnel is live.
Self-host vs. the bill
The honest math on walking away from a paid hosting plan.
Net saved per year
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- Hosting you stop paying
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- Electricity to run the box
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- Over five years
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- Power used since last boot
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Five-year cost, side by side
Devlog
How this place got built, newest first.